The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

(via ssophoo)

wow kinda accurate the Virgo one makes me laugh something my mother would say

theheroheart:

I wanted to make a post about how I’d been enjoying the ME3 Omega DLC, just three badass ladies running around kicking ass and taking down Cerberus jerks. And I wanted to put a picture in the post.

But of course there isn’t a version of the picture with femShep (why do you continue to only promote maleShep when you can play as either?!), so I had to make one myself. Granted, my Shepard doesn’t even look like that, but I figured I’d go for default femShep.

There. Badass lady trio. Kicking ass.

(via tsonishepard)

this game mass effect 3 mass effect 3 dlc my savior my squeeze the ex