Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

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maybe he's laughing so hard he farted happens to me sometimes i mean what?

Just a thought:

Admiral Mikhailovich or whatever his name… He says that having a an expensive drive core that makes a ship invisible for a few hours is useless…uh…YOU’RE ADMIRAL OF THE FUCKING SCOUT FLEET AND YOU THINK THAT’S USELESS? shiiiiit 

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